RE: North Carolina Chicken Farmer
July 13, 2007
Anna Maria, Florida
My Uncle Vernon Claphouse has been a farmer all his life. I remember when I was a child he would
sit with me for hours while we tossed chickens into the air so they could have a sense of flight like
the rest of the birds. He told me then that one day he would make their lives better.
I resent the objections of PETA because Uncle Vern has dedicated his life to chickens and
understands them better than any other human. He would never hurt an innocent chicken.
July 17, 2007
Hartford, CT
I think the idea of boneless chickens is great! Although the release of CO2 is a clear and present
danger, I feel that it's offset by the convenience of not having to bone our chickens - thereby saving
time in the kitchen using flourescent lights to do our knife work.
Ponca City, Oklahoma
"Claphouse is a goon and you are a stooge to big oil"
"You people deflect attention from a crisis. Boneless chicken farms aren't too likely to exist and any c02
outgassed by them doesn't even fit our models"
Beaver Falls, PA.
Ivan Pelansky PHD
"You people are in the least misguided and quite possibly deluded. Get help.
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National Hockey League
July 20, 2007
Middleboro, MA
I think Mann has a point - there wasn't any hockey in that middle age. Where are all these graphs
coming from anyway? Is there a little graph-maker workshop somewhere?
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Global Warming Affect on National Pastime
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Denver Considers Sandbags
"Where are you people hiding? Somewhere up near Uranus?"
Caribou, Maine
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Babycakes and More - Workers at Risk of Termination
"My husband is in great cardiovascular shape. Believe you me."
Wilma Ortiz
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General Comments
National Academy of Science
Chicago, Il.
"I heard that global warming on Pluto has been discounted because it's no longer a planet. Is that
true?"
Editors Note: Any opinions on this questions are welcome
Caribou, Maine
"Where are you people hiding? Somewhere up near Uranus?"
"I love the time story. I the song I listened to when I was dating first boyfriend Frankie. It
was that Chicago Song 'Does Anybody Really know What Time it Is?' Keep up the great work!"
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