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While some of the articles within this website may seem outlandish to you, they do represent the spirit, captured by legitimate organizations concerned with global warming. The stories told here, bring to the fore, the courage of those who are working behind the scenes and in anonimity, who have a legitimate, though at times, eccentric concern for this global threat.They are the courageous people who think, "outside the box" These noble Americans and their stories are an extension of the now accepted threat to the world around us. In some cases, the names of the innocent have been changed. In others, the names may represent a fictional account of what we believe the great leaders of our time would do in response to a particular concern.

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Carbon balance from a hypothetical forest management project.

IPCC Special Report on Emissions Scenarios

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In cooperation with the International panel on Climate Change, The American Medical Association is insisting that all climate scientists must not use accurate "Raw" temperature data and that it must instead be "Well Cooked".

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KFE Newswire-Beverly Hills, California
April 2, 2008
Dateline Winnemucka, Nevada

(KFE) Global warming activists took to the streets in Hollywood today, protesting a syndicators plan to syndicate reruns of the Beverly Hill Billies, an alledged comedy produced in the 1960s and featuring a poor kentucky family, striking it rich when oil is discovered on their land. Pinza Churney, spokesperson for PETOH "People For The Ethical Treatment Of Hillbillies" said the following "Every stereotype of country life and class struggle is violated by this series. Excesses and sexism are rampant. For example, the typical dumb blond stereotype is exploited in the personna of Ellie May Clampett, while Jane Hathaway is seen as nothing more than an enabler to an obviously narcissistic Mr. Drysdale. Meanwhile, the dim witted son contributes to early childhood obesity with his now famous "Jethro Bowl" which he uses to suck down a ceeement pond full of Count Chocula. It's distgusting and a cover for big oil, who is pandering to the underclass by even suggesting that a toothless bunch of ignorant hayseeds could ever share sushi with any of us. It's classist and disgusting. Moreover, a close examination of Grannies boots reveals an LL Bean logo".
Bert Blanketvierskiatz

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Albert Gore

Tipper Gore

Sting

Alicia Keys

Randy Jackson

John Mayer

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Bon Jovi

Leonardo DiCaprio

Brent Scowcroft

Madonna

Robert Redford

Willie Nelson

Lenny Kravitz

Melissa Etheridge

Tom Brokaw

Myles O'Brien CNN

Robert Bazell NBC News

Rupert Murdoch

William Blakemore (ABC)

Robert Bazelle (NBC)

Seth Borestein (AP)

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